Trump Card: A Terrific Novel

The year is 2017. Donald Trump is president. The Resistance is led by Teen Vogue, the National Parks Department, and the Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary.

Sophia Sanders is an ordinary New York high school girl with an unusual birthday. When a mysterious pendant transforms her into a “winner,” she becomes a contestant on the reality television series Junior Apprentice in order to oppose the Trump agenda.

While the nation looks on, Sophia and her team compete to win the coveted Junior Apprentice title. As her criticism of the Trump administration gains traction and her reputation grows, a brutal and mysterious brotherhood and its enigmatic leader stand against her, hell-bent on destroying her chances of bringing the Resistance to life. Sometimes, the only thing a girl can depend on is magick – and a little luck.

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Trump Card is the Donald Trump dystopia that you didn’t know you needed to read – until now. It grabs the zeitgeist by its tiny fingers and refuses to let go!

— Fake News

Terrible novel, no-talent Scott Stenwick is a hack, his writing is going down the drain. So sad!

— John Barron via Twitter

Regardless of how you’ve been handling the current hot mess that is the American government at present, the new book release Trump Card is for you. Trump Card brilliantly weaves together the hero mythos from Joseph Campbell with themes from the Hunger Games, well placed mystical and occult references, and biting wit and satire leveled mostly at the Trump administration but not without words of wisdom towards those in the “resistance” either. It also takes a number of laugh out loud shots at the occult community in general, “hex activism”, “meme magic”, and various colorful characters who have attempted to seize their fifteen minutes of fame in this tense political climate. In short, no one is safe, and this book may be the meme to end all memes.

Alchemical Musings

I just finished reading this book and I have to say it is one of the greatest American novels ever written. I know the author, he’s a great guy, a brilliant guy, one of the best authors to ever write on the printed page. Scott and I are friends, good friends, the best of friends in fact, I can’t recommend this book enough to all the winners out there. This book is a winner one of the winningest books to ever be published. This book deserves a Pulitzer Prize, hell, it needs to be recognized as one of the greatest American works of fiction ever published ever. I cannot tell you just how much impact this book had on me folks, it reads like one of the many young adult dystopian novels but is greater, so much greater than anything either Stephanie Meyer or Suzanne Collins could ever hope to dream to write, believe me. Anyway, I cannot recommend this book enough to all the smart intelligent Americans out there that love their country and are smart enough to avoid the ‘lamestream media’ am I right guys? Truly an inspiring novel, 11 stars!

Derek Schulze, Amazon Reviews

This was the first fiction book that I’ve read in quite a long time, and it lived up to and exceeded every expectation I had. My only regret is that I hadn’t read it sooner. The lampooning of controversial figures within the occult community and edgy people from notorious messages boards had me rolling on the carpet with laughter. This book is a worthwhile and easy read that would be a nice fit in everyone’s home library.

Chris Schwab, Amazon Reviews

If you’re a fan of young adult dystopias, paranormal fiction, or political humor, or if you just find Donald Trump amusing in a horrifying sort of way, you’ll love Trump Card. Believe me, it’s a great, great classy book that will be a fantastic addition to your bookshelf.

Trump Card is available in paperback and ebook editions from multiple outlets.

Trump Card – You know it’s a terrific novel because it says so right on the cover, I guarantee it. Pick up your copy to join the Resistance today!